Mudding

So I was thinking the other day, "Self, who in the world invented the sport of mudding." I thought about it for a minute and this is pretty much how my thought process went.

"Somebody buys a truck, with hopefully four wheel drive, and then tries to find a big pit of mud. Once said mud pit is located then said redneck decides to take this newly purchased four wheel drive vehicle and drive it to through the mud. After several passes through the mud, the redneck will then step out of the truck and look at the mud that he has just slung onto the side of his truck. If the redneck has a buddy they will definitely talk about the beauty of the mud for a few minutes, say how cool it just was, then get back into the truck. The redneck then drives around town with the mud on the side of his truck hoping that as many girls as possible will look at him. He then gets tired of that and drives his truck to the nearest self serve car wash, and wash his truck off. He then drives home and goes on about his life, promising himself that he will not go and do that again since it is bad for his truck."

Huh, sounds like a weird thing to do says most people but you know what I think its pretty awesome. That's my take on things.